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December 2011

I'm going to kiss Tumblr at midnight.

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What starts with P and ends in orn?

imgonnaruletheworldsomeday:

POPCORN!

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What starts with D and ends in ick?

Dipstick.

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What starts with an F and ends in uck?

Firetruck

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what starts with C and ends in UNT?

Count.

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What starts with ass and ends with hole?

Asshole.

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Stare at the dot for 30 seconds and the orange spot turns purple

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When I prove someone wrong...

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"Regular" marriage and "Gay" marriage are like bikini tops and bras. The exact same thing, but only one is allowed in public.

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How to become a Christian. → aarongalacier.tumblr.com

aarongalacier:

Becoming a Christian is a matter of FAITH.

F is for FORGIVENESS

We cannot have eternal live and heaven without forgiveness. - Ephesians 1:7a“…the forgiveness of sins, in accordance with the riches of God’s grace.”

A is for AVAILABLE

Forgiveness is available. It is:

  • Available for all. - John 3:16

“For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, for whosoever believeth in Him, shall not perish but have forever lasting life.”

  • But it’s not automatic. - Matthew 7:21a

“Not everyone says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven,”

I is for IMPOSSIBLE

It is impossible for God to allow sin into heaven.

  • Because of who he is: God is loving and just. His judgement is against sin. - James 2:13a “…Because judgement without mercy will be shown to anyone who has not been merciful.”
  • Because of who we are: Every person is a sinner. - Romans 3:23

“…For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God,”

T is for TURN

Turn means repent.

  • Turn from something - sin and self. - Luke 13:3b 

“…but unless you repent, you too will all perish.”

  • Turn to someone; trust Christ only - Romans 10:9

“That if you confess with your mouth,’Jesus is Lord,’ and  believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.”

H is for HEAVEN

Heaven is eternal life.

  • Here - john 10:10b 

“i  have some that they may have eternal life, and it to the full.”

  • Here after - John 14:3

“And if i go and prepare a place for you, I will come back and take you to be  With me that you may also be where i am.”

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Reblog this if you know someone, or have been affected by someone, who needs a punch in the fucking face. People who need a punch in the fucking face affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for people who need a punch in the fucking face, except a punch in the fucking face. 93% of people won't reblog this.. Why? Because.. they probably need a punch in the fucking face.

stare-into-the-sun:

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More Laughs Here.

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So I had no voice at work today, and since I work at the Disney Store

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tahitian:

I had a little note pad, in which I wrote, “Can’t speak, Ursula the Sea Witch stole my voice! But I’m happy to assist you!”And a little girl came up to me, read my notepad, grabbed my hand, and dragged me all around the store, asking random guys if they’d like to be my “true love” so I can get my voice back and stay human.…it was the most adorable, awkward situation I had ever been in. Everyone else got a kick out of my reference  too.

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Reblog if YOU'RE A LIAR

anime-season:

IF YOU DONT REBLOG then YOU’RE LYING ;]

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