OMNISLASH

March 2012

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• mom: you're beautiful
• grandma: you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!
• mom's friends: wow, she's flawless!
• friends: you're so pretty
• boys: call animal patrol I think we just discovered a rare breed of dog

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my thoughts during school

• me: why
• me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
• me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
• me: whens lunch
• me: the fuck is this
• me: why are you here
• me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
• me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
• me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
• me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
• me: ugh

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• teacher: you will be sorted into grou--
• me: can i work alone

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